Meanwhile... Queen Elizabeth's Swanky Escape Plan

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  • see... there are organs on the walls. dont trust butchers. serial killers start with animals

  • After doing zero research, I can conclude that Jay Z and Beyonce were the billionaire innquestion.

  • How is Delta still in business?

  • GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

  • Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?

  • Pointillism! Good one.

  • So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?

  • From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol

  • First World problems............

  • Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂

  • Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘

  • She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker

  • I'm not sure who's more funny, Stephens' writers or you punsters in the comment section!

  • she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40

  • 4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!

  • Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....

  • That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!

  • Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it? Crush? Crash?

  • I know how to restore paintings.

  • Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN

  • Uou cxxx

  • I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.

  • As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".

  • I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!

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  • England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.

  • As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...

  • Lol

  • at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?

  • It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......

  • I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...

  • OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky

  • your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!

  • My Uncle met his wife when they were seated next to each other on a plane the first time they entered the United States.

    • +Cs Mitchell Ha. I wish I was that clever. No they were immigrating to America.

    • "entered the United States"....is that a euphamism?

  • My son and I are so addicted to the MEANWHILE, that we've started to use the word every time was want to talk about something that's not politics. Thank you Stephen for giving us even more to talk about!

  • So guys arent allowed to write their phone numbers on a napkin and give it to a girl now? That's deemed sexual harassment? Howabout everyone who thinks that's sexual harassment goes and lives in their own little country and the rest of us can live in the real world where people are allowed to have fun, take risks and laugh it all off.

  • That was one crazy ass segment ! Some days it feels like we're living in a Mel Brooks movie 🤣

  • Meanwhile we still have a queen in 2019 I thought we drooped the idea like 300 years ago.

  • In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hobbit and His Triumphant Chariot of Antimony: "Boulli, fowl, and cheese, all around. Bring a bottle Bordeaux and leave it parked and napkins for our collars. For the "Not-Nows," the crestfallen of a name and no insignia, to the Big Energy and the U.S.A...Usher forth the maths and sciences, where etiquette is a parchment! These attainers are old by centuries. Heap on a double helping and also make it an espresso to go" Why suffer a painful etiquette, a burden of great responsibility, and a neverending light of another's or all eyes in one's privacy when it can be left to those who would take them? If there is no need there is no game, and if there is no game there in no need. It is one thing to own valuable information and another to have to enforce with it or apply it in need.

  • News flash: they sold the Royal Yacht Britannia a long time ago to 'save money'...

  • Man it's pretty easy to tear down something you don't have a better answer for. I think the plane idea is funny. Let's not think about how much more we're stuck in our own world and how much our generations are having a hard time meeting people. He doesn't get it because he's an old piece of Liberal trash bandwagoning any idea he can tear down for attention. What a terrible person this guy is.

  • I wish I had the money to buy a vegan I know a round trip to stay at this hotel!

  • I’m good staying out of that hotel… I’m vegetarian

  • Elizabeth is badass! She will be ok. 💛🤜

  • Regicide!

  • @ 4:30 twitter.com/hashtag/wurstkoffer It was bound to be! Haha! XD

  • There will be no Brexit, but if it somehow would happen, the escape plan at least saves some art! Don't under-estimate the Tudors... meanwhile... ;-) Let "them" ride the waves! IF it would happen, which is quickly becoming very doubtful, now, given the general opinion of the British (among whom I have many friend in all the classes they possess)... She is never in a hurry, nor should she! With her track-record it's not quite nice to make fun of HER... Make more fun of her off-spring; That would be way more appropriate and I'm sure she would laugh about it, too, because she really *was* active in the 2nd World War against a true oppressor, Hitler. Just like the one you fight so well against with your absolute cunning wit and knowledge, Sir Colbert! Please don't compare her to ... let's just say "that!"... She has her good place in the world and she eats her dinner from Tupperware boxes (not kidding)

  • the queen is evil

  • It's clear the Coke marketing people who came up with that stupid campaign have never flown economy.

  • Sausage guy is Dwight

  • Oh glorious Germany, done it again

  • My guess is that it's not the Queen who needs to worry about her security when Brexit throws the UK into chaos. The Houses of Parliament will likely need to be guarded by the entire British military that day.

  • Meanwhile tell me (US) something about Fukushima that isn't apocalyptic in nature. I betcha can't. P.S The world needs to step up a fix that problem. Whatever it takes. JUST SAYING!

  • I remember reading ages back that the Queen's yacht can serve as a mobile command-centre in the event of the British Isles being nuked, and that the evacuation plan going into the north sea on that yacht has always been a contingency.

  • Hello, Humans. “You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976 Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said "Travis speaks to himself in the mirror" so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.

  • Look at all the cry baby's in the comments

  • Jean-Michel Basquiat was a drug addict.He died of an overdose

  • Дайте мне поесть, у меня медведь в нефть превратился, это всё пиндосы воноваты!!! (Люблю вас, пиндосики)

  • Вы серьёзно? У американцев даже новости это комедия? Почему вы такие весёлые, ай да ну и ладно, медведя покормить надо, медведя кормлю а есть нечего. Завтра будет тепло "-30' надо будет поехать на танке в магазин, и кстати, вы не видели мою шапку ушанку, я её где-то в америке потеряла?ㅇㅡㅇ

    • Cs Mitchell hahahaha, and i'm a stupid russian. if you want I can try to translate it for you

    • +ᅳ바보ᅳ I believe that you misunderstand what I am doing. I was making a joke. I do not speak or read Russian. For me, seeing your comment (Cryllic?) makes no sense to me. I am not trying to make fun of you, I was making more fun of myself. (I have no idea what your comment says at all, that's kind of what makes it somewhat funny. I'm just a dumb American being silly)

    • Cs Mitchell and here there is nothing to believe, just a few stereotypes about us (Russians)

    • +ᅳ바보ᅳ maybe I should have said, I can't believe a word I'm seeing....

    • +ᅳ바보ᅳ lol....you just killed my joke with your reply.....

  • I'm just curious,.. but is it really that bad to give someone your number? Like, if you're not interested, you throw it away?

  • this was hilarious 😂😂😂

  • WE STAN STEPHEN

  • Brexit refers to the UK. Not England. Come on I expect better from you. Xxx

  • What happened to when this guy was funny??? Who writes for him? Brutal! Go back to Colbert report when you were funny. #yousuck

  • Deep state tool

  • The queen low-key look like Ken Jeong on that pic 😂🤣

  • Ok I've been watching this show for while and I have noticed that there is one audience members laugh that always stands out. You can hear it at 4:35 really clear. That laugh is in every episode is that audience member a regular or work there? Just something my ear caught over time.

  • we dont care about the queen. that meat place was more interesting

  • Delta attempting to fight the METOO movement and how its stifled our inner pervert.

  • Mr Colbert you're killing it with the accents.

  • That sausage hotel better be pet-friendly

  • the wurst business plan

  • XD XD XD XD XD XD

  • Orange man bad

  • That hotel is decorated with actual meatbags.

  • Stephen’s British accent though. lol

  • Hey! You better believe it!

  • His impression of us 😂

  • Watching this as a Brit... 😂

  • *pulls out meat scepter *

  • Came for the queen. Long live her majesty

  • Best fake English accent done by an American ever.

  • The Queen. God bless and keep her!!!

  • Wow, I expected better from Stephen, but to stereotype the maid as a Latina called Maria?! 😒

    • I noticed that, too. Bothered me somewhat ....

  • How late could It Be

  • So, a Maria is always supposed to be the cleaning lady? You criticize others for discrimination and you lol called Maria the maid. So, why not a John , a Lucas,a Kim, a Sahid, or a Muhammad to be the cleaning staff?!

  • The slag heap

  • I wish someone would just slap this clown .....

  • Queen is evil af

  • REALLY, THIS DUMBASS~ IS TRENDING , NOT EVEN A MILLION VIEWS.. GOTTA LOVE THE CENSORSHIT, WHAT A JOKE!

  • Reasons royal family should flee: creating war for profits and power, genocide, operating systems of slavery, mass murder of native canadian children they experimented on and the list goes on.

  • Never forget... ORANGE MAN BAD!

  • I've always thought that we should eat cake. Know your baker.

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  • Yeah because I'm sure Colbert flys economy...

  • The UK isn't in turmoil, stop overreacting, this is why everybody is bored of the media.

  • When you have no talent like Colbert and paid by deep state,you constantly insult people because you're a JERK! “WE THE PEOPLE”, demand that the clowns at CNN stop reporting fake garbage bias news, like most patriots America first. ENOUGH is ENOUGH, Mueller has no credibility, and such a major conflict of interests’ means courts of appeals must overturn all court convictions handled by the master criminal Mueller. Yes , Mueller is breaking the law to produce garbage, fake accusations ;the man is very seriously deranged and dangerous for America, POLICE STATE by deep state. Soros and Dems are pulling the strings since they are afraid of 2020.Corsi now Roger Stone, Nazis Gestapo tactics. His whole operation was illegitimate at conception. Rod Rosenstein initiated it without congressional approval or presidential signature.

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