Forrest Galante's Crazy Stories from the Amazon | Joe Rogan

күнү жарыяланды 2019-ж., 6-фев.
Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1240 w/Forrest Galante: kg-tv.com/tv/video-OT0ZIq-yWEM.html

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  • Joe 'fucking' rogan

  • first minute kg-tv.com/tv/video-YWZkwuILn_s.html

  • Alien 1: If the cut their throat? What do they do? Alien 2: Nothing :(

  • They set the standard real low with this one.

  • ok I'm out regardless.. 2 guys wearing V necks. next

  • Dude knows so little, makes me wonder if he’s making this shit up... He didn’t know the name of the tribe he SPECIFICALLY went to the amazon to see & spend weeks with them? Wtf?

  • Worms don't cause the skin condition known as ringworm. Rather, this superficial skin infection, also known as tinea, is caused by fungi called dermatophytes. Fungi are microscopic organisms that can live off the dead tissues of your skin, hair, and nails, much like a mushroom can grow on the bark of a tree.

  • I think he meant the parasite roundworms, not the fungal ringworm thats common to athletes.

  • forest "mustache & beard touch of gray" galante

  • Check out the Chinese and talk about what they do to get into slippers but it's only.some women

  • This is the dumbest man to send into the jungle to represent advanced humanity.

  • Wait how do they know Spanish if they never seen white people before

  • 8:50 haha you just killed a tribe my man

  • Love talks like this, Joe!!

  • I fell asleep in a field in Idaho at sunset on a summers night. I woke up in the dark , being only a 1/2 mile from my house in a residential neighborhood , i walked home in the familiar dark , ducking street lights and the houses to keep that feeling of darkness with me, cutting through the park across from my house , the feeling of being stalked was palpable , the hairs on the back of your neck stand up and you sweat , pausing from fear and freezing a bit , I tried to get a feel for where or who it might be . The paper came out the next day and it showed a . Mother Cougar and her cubs had been across the street in the park. They had to call the Sheriff to shoo them back up the canyon , the one I walked out of . I called to talk to the Sheriff and ask if my life had been in danger , He said " no they like to stalk people , especially with their young to teach them . " He said he did private security on an estate along the river and was stalked by the same cat on his nightly rounds . Fuck !! It has happened more than once since then . Night skiing on cross country trails . My " Big strong uber skier " buddy said he could kill it with his ski pole when I finally convinced him I was being stalked , we measured the tracks and the tail marks, it was 7 feet . Fuck my buddy and his fucking ski pole , he's not 115 pounds and bleeding !!!!!!!

  • Funny how some jungle shaman is more open to modern medicine than a lot of soccer moms...

    • well when people are sick and dying around you accepting any and all help could save you and if not it will only get worse anyways introducing a short term assistance to a peoples that are on the edge like that will just hurt them because when they leave not only will they go back but now they will have new problems as well. there are whole islands that no longer is open to outsiders because of "wanting to help" I am sure that helping the tribe made the team feel better but they VERY LIKELY only made things worse just by breathing near them their medic should have been aware of this I doubt they even wore masks

  • Tight ass sweater

  • How does this dude call himself a scientist and not know that ringworm isn't actually a worm?

  • Joe "I Wear My Mom's Clothes" Rogan

  • Joe “I’m not very smart” Rogan

  • Ironic the amazement of the south Americans speaking Spanish and Portuguese by two north Americans speaking English.

  • Forrest”I couldn’t tell you” galante

  • Joe “huaroranoi”Rogan

  • Something i noticed about americans talking to each other, it seems like you are always (or trying to seem like) indifferent to the storyline you're speaking about, like a giant "whatever" to anything, like it doesn't matter anyway. You never truly invest into a conversation, do you?

    • Mythowrose 27 I didn’t said anything about forests, and that’s just my subjective opinion, it’s not like i made a 10 year study of american culture, i just said you sound pretty indifferent when you’re talking, like it would give credibility to it or some shit, and i find that weird.

    • A Small loan Of a Million Dollars first Forest is from South Africa. Also what are you talking about with the Americans thing do you just not like us your something?

  • Yeaaa

  • All these people came from Africa thousands of years ago

  • Yep my dad has huge gaps between his toes, we live in the rainforest of northern Australia 😁

  • Those feet are just bad genes!

  • This guy is full of crap, a real Jock Custow.

  • funji lol

  • There’s 16 minutes that’ll f you up a little bit.

  • All of these people in the comments trying to sound smart but they cant spell Colombia right...

  • 1:07 if they speak Spanish already then they’re not considered an “untouched civilization” dumbass

  • This is the most ignorant I have ever heard Joe Rogan sound and how unknowledgeable the video crew dude is about what who and where they were. Laughoutfuckingloud! Get out of the gym bro!

  • Wow.

  • Joe inherited that shirt from Prince. Now he is called "The comedian formally known as Rogan"...

  • And black people say we mess with their hair!

  • Your not deworming someone w ringworm, idiot#

  • Ring Worm, is not a Worm! Wow, really?

  • I was in Peru doing ayahuasca and met the shamans local tribe who is still isolated, was such a amazing experience . Going to the Amazon is the best thing I can imagine

  • Love the people you interview but you have been asking some bait questions recently. “What do they do if they break their leg” surely no answer is going to be shocking, nothing probably the more likely. Anyway, keep doing what you do as I love it, but please don’t dumb down

  • How do you spot a white guy from Africa? Don’t worry, he’ll tell you

  • full of like shit like like the hair like like

  • The clergymen forced customs, religion and language...

  • It sounds like this dude didn't really pay attention too much about these people. He has no idea what the tribe name is and has no idea what their feet look like. You don't have to be staring at feet with a fetish to notice some fucked up tree climbing feet. And you don't have to probe real hard to figure out the tribe name

  • Imagine your tinder date kicks off her shoes ans bammm 4:07

  • You should have this guy on the podcast more often.

  • Democrats think primitive culture is superior to white culture because they say it’s racist

  • Democrats love primitive anti progressive non white culture, while republicans prefer 1st world developed white culture

  • What if the medic gets sick u got a second one to help him?

  • I like Joe Rogan wants to learn get the people of that specific topic good shit my dude

  • I want to smash the Amazonian woman with big feet put fingernail polish on we good

  • First westers....LOL!!!!!reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!OMGGGG

  • that is so up his ass.....

  • Last minute tells this guy's a liar it's his job but don't remember a epi pen saving Mitch's life.... Fuck this clown 🤡 Joe I need the drugs your taking don't be a bottom feeder your whole life like the guys u podcast pussy.

  • Watching joe for breakfast and getting some fungus feet in your face. Thank joe

  • In my experience, neem oil, topically applied, is much more effective than pharmaceutical topical medications (either prescription or nonprescription) for eradicating ringworm. Plus, pharmaceuticals are toxic to the body and neem oil is not.

  • Joe "do they have weed in the Amazon?" Rogan

  • Joe "I wear tight sleeves" rogan

  • Joe has a foot fetish and needs to improve his Spanish.

  • forrest is such a sissy

  • The dude who escaped the crocodile is an absolute beast!

  • I NEED TO SEE THOSE PHOTOS OF THE GATOR ATTACK

  • Joe seems to know more than the guy he’s interviewing.

  • Come on joe all three of the guys seen the crocks coming so they all three lined up and watched the crocks just come and snatch the dude got out the water ran to a camp and then the bridge and watched his stuff floating down the river that’s all haha he said for took that’s horrible great detailed story

  • I am so glad I was born in a 1st world country

    • I know we really all need to be thankful for that and that's what pisses everyone off with these young kids who are part of my generation. They literally have no idea how much worse life can be and how lucky and grateful they should feel. Fucking turds

  • ????? How cool that they learn Spanish from people who came from boats???? U mean like this country learned English from the settlers? I get that the settlers spoke English so it was the next generations language as well, but what about natives...

    • Actually the English learned the English they speak now when the Norman's came in boats a 1000 years ago and took over.

  • They're not Indian

  • Joe "hey have you tryed DMT" Rogan

  • Rogan should get Bruce Parry on if he wants to know about indigenous tribal people.

  • Use tea tree oil for fungus

  • Joe wearing his wife's shirt again

  • Ringworm is fungus not worms

  • Doesn't see their feet, or know he was there but knows what his buddys weighters looked like...sounds like someone had a raging clue...

  • I think Paraguay still uses it's native language

  • they sound .... german

  • Nothing is "supposed to be" when it comes to evolution

  • Was this fucker high when he went to the Amazon? 😂

  • It’s weird how this guy said “western medicine” like their old medicine is from another continent.Latin America is in the west,they don’t have access to any modern medicine.

  • I can’t stop laughing at how Joe said Guyana,GUY ANA thats so good i love english

  • 7:48 ....ringworm is caused by fungus not a worm. No "de-worming" is done. It is treated with topical medications. Galante definitely has some crazy stories.

  • "How crazy is it they learnt Spanish from people who came over on boats from Spain". Not that crazy.

  • Joe " funjai" Rogan

  • Jaguars are the same thing as mountain lions

  • Ring worm isn't actually a worm.... It's a fungal infection

  • I was on amazon too but I didn't like anything and close the chrome.

  • So Colombians are not westeners now ? There are what ? Easterners ?

  • How you go to amazon and don’t take notes of there names. This guy lying he didn’t go anywhere

  • Okay, "I don't remember, I don't know". Did this guy even go anywhere? I would remember where and what I did...and do. Wow, glad I notice and remember most everything I do and go.....

  • "A community of 25 people who've never left & are bilingual" Most Americans: 🧐

  • What people dont think about is when the Spaniards and Portuguese came over to north and south America they didnt send sissies. They sent badasses , conquistadors. And of the badasses that made the trip, only the real badasses survived the journey. So alot of the people living here today came from the Genes of those crazy asses. Might explain the hot tempers and dominate attitudes some of them have.

  • grew up in rural Myanmar , if you get bitten by a snake its death 100% back then.

  • They speak 'Kechwa'

  • We need to get one dress them up and bring them to time square see what they think.

  • ‘Indians’ ... where was this guy again? Literally doesn’t know anything

  • Joe”did they want to touch you”Rogan

  • Well in what concerns to Brazil speaking portuguese, most of Brazil wasn't really Brazil or habitable back then, maybe we did lose some languages, but if you want to listen to the local native languages I'm sure they are still around in tribes and small places. Most brazillians today are a mix of all the cultures that migrated there, a big multi-cultured melting pot like america with people from Africa, Asia, Europe and local people all contributing for what are modern brazillians. And their portuguese is heavily influenced by this, there is a lot more differences between BR PT and all the other forms of portuguese (mostly from Portugal itself and from former african PT colonies) than there is between american and british english.

  • Colombia 🇨🇴 :)

  • He keeps calling them Indian the Native American. White people ruin everything

  • That anti biotic probably offed that whole tribe